*Guest Blogger!* A Day In The Life of Cooper

A Day in the Life of Cooper

*(Written by Guest Blogger, Ben Kaplan, Age 13)*

Hello! Cooper here! Mom said I could write a blog so right now, I am licking the keyboard hoping it make those weird squiggly things on the screen! I think they’re called “words.”

Anyway, let me tell you a day in the life of me!

6:20: Wake up to the sound of noisy humans! Annoying, right? Then go back to sleep.

6:35: Get up to the smell of breakfast then suck up the tiny amount of food I get (nudge nudge wink wink!) 

Then go outside to “get busy!’ After that, me and my sis, Jessie, go bark at SQUIRRELS!

7:00: Ben and Ryan grab their bags and walk far beyond my zap-boundaries.

7:30: Jessie and I go play hide and seek with the dinosaurs. (They are good at hiding! We haven’t seen them in days! We’ll find them though. I wonder where they went.)

7:45: We give up and eat dinosaur poop!

8:15: Jessie and I chase more squirrels into trees then sit next to the trees so squirrels can’t get down. (I know, we’re geniuses!)

8:45:Time to nap! I dream of peanut butter, and bacon and squirrels, and dinosaurs, and squirrels! Oh yeah, and Jessie!

10:00: Jessie turns into a dinosaur and we are the kings of the squirrels.

10:05: I realize I’m still asleep.

2:30: I wake up and my brothers come back. I missed them. Where do they go all day? Maybe they’re superheroes (Ben, your comic books are interesting!) No they couldn’t be superheroes, unless their super powers are being short and jumping on the trampoline!

3:00:  Ben and Ryan play with me and Jessie outside and do something stupid.

4:00: Another quick nap time!

5:30: More fooood!! Glorious food!

5:45: Family sometimes watches people through the magic box.

6:45: Brothers go up and howl in the cleaning waterfall. I climb into Mommy and Daddy’s bed and sleep. I dream about all my adventures today, oh yeah, and squirrels!

Well, I hoped you liked my blog! I had fun writing it! On behalf of Jessie, I’m Cooper, good-bye and SQUIRRELS!